1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,840 This programme contains some violent scenes and strong language 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:06,920 MUSIC: Ride Of The Valkyries by Richard Wagner 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:08,160 MEN LAUGH 4 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:14,520 MUSIC CONTINUES, MEN SING ALONG 5 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:17,600 Why's mine the slow one?! 6 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,080 Come on! 7 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:25,640 All right. 8 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:27,120 INDISTINCT 9 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,760 Yep. That'll do me. 10 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,680 God, here we go. Like a bunch of kids. 11 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:39,080 Can't take them anywhere. 12 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,240 I still don't get the point of this game. 13 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:44,600 I just like whacking balls and pretending they're Davy's head. 14 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,160 THEY CHUCKLE 15 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:48,720 HE CHUCKLES 16 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,480 Right, we're next, Dad. Go on. It's your go. 17 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:52,360 I know it's my go. 18 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,320 Hey, hurry up and miss, Ron! 19 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,200 You can't rush genius, pal. 20 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,720 Oh, that's fighting talk, that. 21 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,680 Hey, do you fancy a bet, Ronnie? 22 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:00,960 I won't take your money, son. 23 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:04,120 This is guaranteed, like Sheffield fucking steel. 24 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:05,360 CHUCKLING 25 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,320 "No clogs on green, Mr Phelan." LAUGHTER 26 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:11,320 Hurry up, Pops. I'm getting soaked here. Hold on. 27 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:13,200 Just give me a bit of fucking space. 28 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,440 Oh, just hit it! 29 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,440 LAUGHTER 30 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:24,840 Thanks, love! 31 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:31,600 ALL EXCLAIM 32 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,560 Can you believe that?! 33 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:37,120 All right, I'll finish it off for us, Dad. 34 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:47,560 So, I've been mulling over ways to improve our margins. 35 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:51,440 Margins are good, Ronnie. 36 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:52,640 I'm not saying they're not. 37 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,680 Just asking the question. 38 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,120 Can they be better? Wahey! 39 00:01:58,360 --> 00:01:59,880 It's not worth the risk. 40 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:02,640 We don't want to start cutting it. Oh, no. 41 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,680 Maybe there's something else. 42 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:09,600 How about we have a conversation with the Amigos? 43 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,520 Why, though? 44 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,120 Why change what works? 45 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:19,000 I'd like money enough to relax a bit more. 46 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,200 Would you help me do that? 47 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,480 Be good for the both of us. 48 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,880 My clogs would fit you nicely. 49 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,160 If that's what you want. Yeah. 50 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,640 All right. Let me think on it a bit more. 51 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,640 Let you know tonight. 52 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,640 GLASS CLINKS 53 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:40,280 OK, listen. 54 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:43,400 I am going to play the indulgent nana 55 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,360 and propose a toast. 56 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,240 To another little prince... All right, Mum. 57 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,120 ..in the Phelan family. 58 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:53,840 To Alfie. OTHERS: To Alfie! 59 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,440 CHEERING, LAUGHTER 60 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,080 GULLS CALL 61 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,000 Mr Peter Thomas? 62 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:20,960 DOOR CLOSES 63 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,440 PHONE VIBRATES 64 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:35,079 INDISTINCT CHATTER 65 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,640 DOOR OPENS 66 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,640 Michael Kavanagh? 67 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,760 SHIP'S HORN BLASTS 68 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,880 Can you confirm your date of birth? 69 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,360 13th of the tenth, '88. 70 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,480 And you know why you're here? What you need still? 71 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,040 Yeah. 72 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,280 Daft question, I know, but you'd be surprised. 73 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,400 Been given your paperwork and sample jar? 74 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,320 Yeah. Provide your sample here 75 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,400 and leave it in the hatch, along with your signed forms, OK? 76 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,640 Remote control, DVDs and Wi-Fi code 77 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:03,880 are all here if you need it. 78 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,080 You must not use any lubricant as it may affect the sample. 79 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,120 Yeah, fine. Marvellous. 80 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,280 Thanks. 81 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,280 DOOR CLOSES 82 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:14,880 LOCK CLICKS 83 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,160 PHONE RINGS 84 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,320 Hello there. Hey, babe. Guess where I am. 85 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,880 I'm hoping you're at the clinic. 86 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,120 Not only am I at the clinic, 87 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,080 I'm inside Wank Central. 88 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,600 And you thought of me? 89 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,320 You know what I'm like. 90 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,720 Forever the romantic. 91 00:04:38,159 --> 00:04:40,920 Every surface in here is wipe-clean. 92 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,560 Nice. And there's porn. 93 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,400 That being said, er... 94 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,000 I thought you might... 95 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,120 you know, give me some assistance. 96 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,720 Assistance? 97 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,880 Some words of encouragement? 98 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,320 Seeing as we're in this together. 99 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,800 Right, give me a minute. 100 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,440 You still there? I'm not going anywhere, babe. 101 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:21,520 Well, in that case, 102 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,760 seeing as we are in this together... 103 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,760 ..what if I join you, so to speak? 104 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:30,960 Are you serious? 105 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,800 I'm just undoing a few buttons 106 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,840 and pushing my hand 107 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:39,320 inside some very sheer underwear. 108 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,600 You are very, very good. 109 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,040 How come we've never done this before? 110 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,120 I don't know. 111 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,720 SHE MOANS SOFTLY 112 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,440 113 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,680 114 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:58,920 on top of your knee 115 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:03,960 of business for me 116 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,400 117 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:13,040 Don't keep me waiting 118 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:17,240 119 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,000 120 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,760 business for me 121 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,440 122 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:41,000 It's good, isn't it? Yeah, it's really good. 123 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,600 Take it from me 124 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,080 125 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,760 Ukrainian Albarino? Yeah. 126 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:55,320 The soil and climate of the area match northern Spain, apparently. 127 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:59,000 Mm. Mm. Love it. It's a good story. 128 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,600 Yeah, we should take it and we should push it. 129 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,120 Thanks. 130 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:08,280 that I love you truly 131 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:13,560 the whole round world to see 132 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:17,720 of business 133 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,720 134 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,640 It's me. 135 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,800 Not only have I got a low sperm count, 136 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:31,200 but the fellas I'm firing can't even swim. 137 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:36,800 I'm sorry. 138 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:39,360 I don't care. 139 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,480 There are other ways of getting pregnant. 140 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:44,480 Diana, you can't do that. It's me that's the problem. 141 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,720 Michael, it's not a problem. Yeah, it is. 142 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,480 We want a family together, 143 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,800 so we solve it together. 144 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,480 We put our trust in the science. 145 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,800 You'd do that? 146 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,360 Yeah, I WANT to do that. 147 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:05,880 I love you. 148 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,480 And I like saying it. 149 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,440 Mm. So say it again. 150 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,120 PHONE VIBRATES 151 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,960 I love you. 152 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:20,720 And I'm going to Spain in about three hours. 153 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,200 What's happening in Spain? 154 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,840 Ronnie's looking for a bigger payday, and... 155 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:32,320 ..and he's making noises about stepping aside. 156 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,000 And you step up? 157 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,280 You blow me away, do you know that? 158 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,760 I'll see you tomorrow. 159 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,480 DOOR CLOSES 160 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,800 Going en masse, are we? 161 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,200 Solidarity. 162 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,440 Davy. All right, Michael? 163 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,600 Jamie? What are you doing here? 164 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,080 It's Take Your Lad To Work Day. 165 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,240 Banksey's meeting us there, so... 166 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,640 ENGINE STARTS 167 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:42,680 Ooh-hoo! 168 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,520 Inside, Ronnie. Just the three of them. 169 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,160 Right. Yeah. 170 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,080 Over to you, lad. 171 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,920 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 172 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,920 Hang on. What are we drinking here? 173 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,720 Where's it from again, Ricky? 174 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,680 I first tried it in Galicia. 175 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:08,840 It's normal there for the person preparing the queimada 176 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,360 to whisper some words. 177 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,160 HE BLOWS HARD 178 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:16,880 It's an incantation to cast out demons and bad spirits. 179 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,160 It sounds like bollocks. 180 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,040 Nah, Jay, it's true, you know. I've seen it, yeah. 181 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,400 Am I allowed to spit it out? 182 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:29,720 A toast. To friendship and business. 183 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,520 OTHERS: Friendship and business. 184 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,160 CLEARS THROAT 185 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,160 Oh! 186 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,680 ALL COUGH 187 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,200 What Ronnie is asking for 188 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,040 is more of the same, but on better terms. 189 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,000 Same gear, better price is what we want. 190 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,080 We need to hear only one voice. 191 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,560 We're saying the same thing. One voice makes sense. 192 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,640 So, what can you do? 193 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,400 What is it you are proposing? 194 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:04,440 A change in price means that something else has to change. 195 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,200 Ronnie wants an improvement. 196 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:13,160 If a lower price means buying more product, then fine. 197 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:17,480 If it means us adjusting the means of transport, fine. 198 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,160 Bear in mind there are other suppliers, 199 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:20,920 it's a big world. Jamie. 200 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,880 Go and take a piss. 201 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,960 There's a good lad. 202 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,520 Jamie. 203 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,880 Do you know what? I am suddenly desperate for a piss. 204 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,120 JAMIE CLEARS THROAT 205 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,760 Yes, he is Ronnie's son, 206 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,920 but why is he at this table? 207 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,520 He's learning. 208 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,520 Why is he learning? 209 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:57,360 Our business is with you, Michael. 210 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,880 You think I'm doing the right thing, Davy? 211 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,280 Honestly? 212 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,040 Of course, fucking honestly! 213 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,280 I don't know. 214 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,760 That little bit more risk, 215 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:22,360 for a truckload more profit, so to speak, but... 216 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,680 ..you need that little bit more luck, don't you? 217 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:31,200 What about your man at the docks? What can he do for us? 218 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,040 Nah, Ron. 219 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,000 He's eyes-only. 220 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,240 He can tell me if the container gets through customs, 221 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,200 but, nah, he can't change it. 222 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,680 So he's the best mate of useless, then. 223 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,880 He can tell us if we're going to be safe. 224 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,840 And he can keep us out of a Cat A shithole. 225 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,240 Mm-hm. 226 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,760 We buy as soon as it clears the border. 227 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,800 What if we buy earlier, 228 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,360 at sea? 229 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,160 We take on the risk of the UK border ourselves. 230 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:06,600 A direct shipment to Liverpool in two, three weeks' time. 231 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,160 Could you work up a price based on that? 232 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,840 If you are sure that is what you want. 233 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,240 That's what we want, 234 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,840 what Ronnie wants. 235 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,240 HORN BLASTS 236 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,560 GULLS CALL 237 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,040 CLUNKING 238 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,560 WASHER HISSES 239 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,160 BUZZER 240 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,120 PHONE VIBRATES 241 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,440 CHORISTERS SING SOFTLY 242 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,520 INTERNAL RINGTONE 243 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:30,760 Look, it's gone straight through. It's all good, yeah. 244 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,080 You sure you still want me to go through with this? 245 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,400 HE SIGHS 246 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,480 OK. OK. 247 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,800 HE CHUCKLES WRYLY 248 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,360 HE BREATHES RAGGEDLY 249 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,400 Oh, shit. 250 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,400 INTERNAL RINGTONE 251 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,400 Fucking hell... 252 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,080 Hello, Ronnie? 253 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,480 It's not looking good, pal. 254 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,080 It's not looking good at all. 255 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,360 Michael? 256 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,840 Eight. Eight very healthy-looking eggs. 257 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,760 Oh! God, that's fantastic! 258 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,200 Fantastic. 259 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,360 So, Michael, your turn next. 260 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,040 Fingers crossed, as always. 261 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,360 Thank you. 262 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,200 DOOR OPENS 263 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,160 Eight. Eight! 264 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,000 DOOR CLOSES 265 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,080 PHONE VIBRATES 266 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,520 You OK? Mm-hm. 267 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,000 We should get you home. 268 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,640 My man on site was saying that the container was... 269 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,400 ..like, screened off and it was taken apart. 270 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:23,440 Then they put it back together, and then he sent it on its way. 271 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,079 They're saying that there's a buzz. 272 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:29,280 Lots of, erm, happy faces dockside. 273 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,640 Happy faces? 274 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,720 Yeah. 275 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,040 You know, um, backslapping and... 276 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,920 Yeah? Yeah. 277 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,920 Then we leave it alone. We've got to. 278 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,480 Christ. 279 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:48,480 It stays parked in the yard and we don't go near it. 280 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,000 What else can we do? It's going to be rammed with spyware, 281 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,880 and they'll be waiting for us to collect. 282 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,080 What if they're not waiting for us to collect? 283 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,880 What if they've found fuck-all? 284 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,160 If they opened it, they found it. 285 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,280 No, they...they, they, um... they definitely opened it. 286 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,840 SHOUTS: Fuck! Ronnie?! Fuck! 287 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,040 It's gone. 288 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,880 First time we buy at source, and we tank. 289 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:30,240 So what I'm thinking, is it bad luck or is it a rat? 290 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,800 Heavy coincidence. 291 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,960 Then it's a rat, 292 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,000 killing our supply. 293 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,560 You know, if it gets out we've got a hole in our supply lines, 294 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:43,200 we'll have every twat trying to fill it. 295 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,280 Mancs, Geordies, every fucking flavour of Mafia. 296 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,440 So who knew? 297 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,320 You, me, Davy Crawford, 298 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:54,480 Banksey, Jamie, Bobby. 299 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,440 All 100%, solid. 300 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,120 And the Amigos. 301 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,440 No chance. 302 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,200 You know, I think they're trying to teach me a lesson. 303 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,520 They're purely business, Ronnie. 304 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,840 And they'll still want paying. 305 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,040 So it's one of us. 306 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:21,080 Find out if anyone is selling as much as a wrap on our patch. 307 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,800 Yeah? Can you do that? 308 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,240 You want me to wade through the shit on the streets? 309 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,200 Well, who else can I ask? 310 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,920 I won't forget it. 311 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,440 BIKE BELL DINGS 312 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,280 Get up here, now! 313 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,760 Get in that car! 314 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,400 Go on! In! 315 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,160 Go on! 316 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,440 I don't think yous know who the fuck you're messing with. 317 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,160 Clowns on a fucking stick. 318 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,000 So, go on, then, soft lad. Who are we messing with? 319 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,680 Whose lemo are you selling? 320 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,040 Fuck off. I'm not a grass. 321 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,000 I could punch you all night, you know. 322 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,120 You've got one of them fucking little faces! 323 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,800 Fucking listen to me. You can keep your bits, 324 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,960 you can keep your phone, and we can pretend 325 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,760 like this never happened. 326 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,960 But you are going to fucking tell me who you're selling for. 327 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,680 Do you know who YOU'RE fucking messing with? 328 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,200 I can't get my head around that he's one of us. 329 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,360 It's greed. It's always greed, 330 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,880 and it's put a massive hole in Ronnie's pension pot. 331 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,880 He's going to want him ended. 332 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:36,800 Here we go. 333 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,200 I just don't get it. 334 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,440 Davy fucking Crawford?! 335 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,920 You never know. 336 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,280 Might just be a book club. 337 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,680 KEYS JANGLE 338 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,160 ENGINE STARTS 339 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,720 BABY GURGLES 340 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,200 Here we are. 341 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,440 It's veggie chilli, Melissa. Oh, thank you. 342 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,480 And there's guacamole and yoghurt. 343 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:16,640 No tortilla chips? 344 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,840 I make a nice chilli, don't I, Jay? 345 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,240 She does, you know. 346 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,960 PHONE VIBRATES 347 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,240 Thanks. 348 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,280 No phones at the dinner table, Ronnie. 349 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,760 We're not Americans. 350 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,360 We are not. 351 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,560 How come you asked Davy Crawford to be a godparent? 352 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,080 I like him. 353 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,640 You...you like him? 354 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,160 Shouldn't I? 355 00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,840 Yeah. 356 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,240 What is it you like about him? 357 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,520 Don't know, he's a nice fella, isn't he? He's harmless. 358 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,840 Is there a problem? 359 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,480 No. Good man. 360 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,920 BANGING ON DOOR 361 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,280 Hiya. 362 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,720 No, you don't! 363 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,720 SHE SCREAMS 364 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,120 Get here! 365 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,120 SHE SCREAMS 366 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:59,520 Shut the fuck up! Now! 367 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,040 Don't you fucking move! 368 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,360 INDISTINCT SHOUTING 369 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,320 Jamie! No! Stop it! 370 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:15,320 Who...the fuck...do you think you fucking are?! 371 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,240 Fucking get off me, Banksey! 372 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,360 He pulled a fucking knife on me! 373 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,200 Don't be daft, you! 374 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,200 GROANING 375 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,960 SHE SOBS 376 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,920 GROANING, COUGHING 377 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,840 It's OK. Sh, sh, sh. 378 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,200 Are you OK? 379 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,560 What's he running in here - a fucking nursery? 380 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,320 GROANING 381 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,720 INTERNAL RINGTONE 382 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,160 PHONE RINGS 383 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,920 Hello there. Morning, babe. 384 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,280 Did I wake you? 385 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,680 I was just dozing. 386 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,280 I never sleep properly without you here. 387 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,760 Where are you? 388 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,280 At the flat. 389 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,880 Late night. 390 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,440 Are you OK? 391 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,080 DOOR BUZZER 392 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,280 What time's the christening start? 393 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,840 12. I'm sure it's 12 - let me check. 394 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,920 All my nice clothes are black...or grey. 395 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,760 12, noon. 396 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,080 Are you coming home to change? 397 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,160 No. I've got a suit here I can wear. 398 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,120 I'm making myself a proper, healthy brekkie, by the way. 399 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,480 Consisting of what? 400 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,440 All things nutritious and good for my sperm. 401 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,160 You'd be proud of me. 402 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,160 DOORBELL 403 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,360 One second, babe. Door. 404 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,680 Is it wrapped? 405 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,720 Yeah. Car's on its way. 406 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,000 Sound. 407 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:25,760 I'm back. 408 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,240 Who was it? Post. 409 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,400 Is what wrapped? 410 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,440 Nice piece of fish. 411 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:36,520 Have you got time to meet me for a coffee? 412 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,760 Yeah. Text me where and I'll be there. 413 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:41,960 Wanker. 414 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,320 HE CHUCKLES SOFTLY 415 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,360 PHONE VIBRATES 416 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,920 Morning. All set? 417 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,160 I am. 418 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,360 But I'm not feeling it. 419 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:24,280 I don't actually get any of it. 420 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,400 I know you put him up to it. 421 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,880 Come on. 422 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,200 It's Davy Crawford. 423 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,200 He's a follower, not a leader. 424 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,520 Nah, I'm feeling I need to make a point. 425 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:37,920 No, it's too soon. 426 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,840 Right, he was cutting three kilo, 427 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,600 a good weight, but where did it come from? 428 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,760 Keep going as planned. I'll think on it. 429 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,120 And don't forget about the christening. 430 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:14,240 431 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:18,000 432 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:25,120 pearly-wh... 433 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:31,200 434 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,520 435 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:42,560 a trace of red 436 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,440 437 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,320 doncha know 438 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,120 439 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,880 440 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:08,040 'round the corner 441 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:16,640 our boy, Mack the Knife? 442 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,280 How's that sound? 443 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,160 I wasn't really listening, George. 444 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,360 PHONE RINGS 445 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,960 You're up bright and early. 446 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,520 How's our day so far? 447 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,960 All good, mate. No surprises. 448 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,520 You at home? Yeah. Home alone. 449 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,520 Our Freddie's out and about. Gym bunny. 450 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,560 We are indeed looking at a creature of habit. 451 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,320 CAT MEOWS 452 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,320 Circuits, followed by a run. 453 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,880 Any problems, I'll give you a bell. 454 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,280 Sound. 455 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,760 Mate, that was some party last night. 456 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,880 Almost like the bad old days. 457 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,360 Oh, tell me about it. 458 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,280 I thought I'd left all that behind me. 459 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,960 Get yourself all cleaned up? Yeah. 460 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,720 Did you wash your clothes? Got rid. 461 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,760 How's the kid? 462 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,880 We got him patched up on the private. 463 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,480 He'll live. 464 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,720 Anyway, you've got about 45 minutes. 465 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,720 Freddie will message when he's on the move. 466 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,680 Take it easy. 467 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,240 Deep...breath. 468 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,840 HORN TOOTS 469 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,240 Ta, mate. 470 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,720 You smell nice. 471 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,200 Decided you were worth it. 472 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,120 I've been thinking about you. 473 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,000 But you'd still rather sleep at the flat? 474 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:12,960 What's going on? 475 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,760 Am I allowed to know? 476 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,800 We've got a rat in the house and it's gotten heavy. 477 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,160 But I'm sorting it. 478 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,920 After this, Ronnie owes me. 479 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,560 After what? 480 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,400 I'll tell you what. 481 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,240 No more than three years' time, 482 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,840 I've decided we can do whatever we want, 483 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,800 go wherever we want. 484 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,320 Three years. Count them. 485 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,080 Yeah, I'm booked in to see my mum today. 486 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,080 How do you think she'll be? 487 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,520 The same, I expect. 488 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,240 Is she still talking to someone? 489 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,320 Yeah. I mean, 490 00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,240 I can't help, but I wish she'd talk to me... 491 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,080 ..and I was there. 492 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,640 Have you ever killed anyone? 493 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,520 What kind of question's that? 494 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,000 Have you? 495 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,120 No, I haven't. 496 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,360 But... 497 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,360 Well, I could. 498 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:33,520 I would, if I had to. You know, if they deserved it. 499 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,640 Is that a deal-breaker? 500 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,280 How many other couples have conversations like this, 501 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,400 do you think? 502 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,400 HE LAUGHS SOFTLY 503 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,160 PHONE VIBRATES 504 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,120 Don't forget where you're supposed to be later. 505 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,440 I won't. 506 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,160 And I don't mean the christening. 507 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,440 CAR WARNING BEEPS 508 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:41,920 DANCE MUSIC THUMPS 509 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,800 PHONE VIBRATES 510 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:26,159 511 00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:29,600 512 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,760 at 5:30 513 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,600 514 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:43,400 515 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,000 516 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,360 517 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,680 BABY FOOT 518 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,840 Shh, shh, shh. Hey, we're not far now. 519 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,680 ENGINE REVS 520 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,120 ELAINE: Are you coming? They're here. 521 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,400 Give me ten minutes. You know, Jamie was asking 522 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,320 for the same ten minutes of your time. 523 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,320 Elaine, I've got stuff going on. 524 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,920 Hello! 525 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,920 SQUEALS HAPPILY 526 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,800 Hiya! Aww! 527 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,280 Where's my dad? 528 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,840 Aw, you look amazing! 529 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,680 MUSIC ECHOES 530 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:38,880 531 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,480 the girl next door 532 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,200 533 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,720 the best about 534 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,640 535 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,600 PHONE VIBRATES 536 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,560 537 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,840 Yeah? Is it done? 538 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,400 About ten seconds from now. 539 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,840 Are you going to have a listen? 540 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,080 man... 541 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,960 Ronnie? 542 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,200 Ronnie? 543 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,680 Abort. Stand down. 544 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,960 Got that? 545 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,200 MICHAEL EXHALES 546 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,480 CLOCK TICKS SOFTLY 547 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,680 HE EXHALES SHAKILY 548 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,120 HE SWALLOWS HARD 549 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,600 HE INHALES DEEPLY 550 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,560 HE EXHALES HARD 551 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,520 GULL CALLS 552 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,160 BABY CRIES 553 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,800 GUN CLICKS 554 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,480 SEAT BELT UNCLIPS 555 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,120 WATER BOILS 556 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,480 ANGRY VOICES ECHO 557 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,480 Stop it! 558 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,440 SHE TAPS PHONE SCREEN 559 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,360 Oh, there you are! Hiya, baby! 560 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,640 Hiya, Mum! 561 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,280 Are you OK? Yeah, I'm good. How are you? 562 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,360 Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. Have you got your cuppa? 563 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,640 Yeah, I have. Have you got yours? 564 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,920 I have. And a biscuit. 565 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,120 Two biscuits. 566 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,640 You know I love a digestive. Yeah, I know you do. 567 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,560 You can dunk a digestive. Right, ready? 568 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:26,800 Yep. 569 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,200 Cheers. Cheers! 570 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,040 Have you cut your hair? I have. Do you like it? 571 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,000 Oh, let me see. Turn. 572 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,760 Oh, it's beautiful. 573 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,960 You look perfect. 574 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,960 KEYS JANGLE 575 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,160 How's your Michael? 576 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,360 DOOR LOCKS 577 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,160 RUSTLING 578 00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,840 HE SIGHS 579 00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,840 Come on. 580 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,360 CHURCH ORGAN PLAYS 581 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,480 INDISTINCT CONVERSATION 582 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,280 Got a smoke? 583 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,920 You're supposed to have given up. 584 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,520 I have given up. Jesus on a cross makes me nervous. 585 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,200 Ta. 586 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,240 So we're, er...we're definitely good, yeah? 587 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:25,960 You, er, spoke to Ronnie? Yeah, yeah. We're sound. 588 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,760 Um, but he wants nothing said, all right? Not a word. 589 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,480 Yeah. OK. Understood, yeah. 590 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,440 Some people still aren't in the know, so... 591 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,160 OK. Got it, yeah. Yeah? 592 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,680 Happy days. 593 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,320 BRAKES SQUEAK 594 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,320 ELAINE: Oh, here's Diana. 595 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,000 Hiya! Hiya, girl! 596 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 Hiya. All right, love? 597 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,120 Jamie, congratulations. 598 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,760 No Michael? 599 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,280 No, he's on his way. 600 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,600 Elaine, Rachel, you're both looking lovely. 601 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,000 Mwah! Thanks. 602 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,560 Look at you, skinny bitch! 603 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,800 Half right. 604 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,280 Are there many babies getting done? 605 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,440 No, just us. Special favour. 606 00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,560 Er, from God. Diana? 607 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,120 Oh, I don't, thank you. Neither should you. 608 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,320 Mum, we import cocaine. 609 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,880 You're on my case for smoking a bift? 610 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,160 Cut out the idle talk. 611 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,360 See all of you inside. 612 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,440 First two rows are family, hon. 613 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,600 Got it. 614 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,480 Thanks a lot for this, Jay, yeah? 615 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,280 I'll see you in there. Yeah. Sound. Thanks for this. 616 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,680 What was that about? 617 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,320 Ah, he's honoured, isn't he? 618 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,800 Feels like he's family. 619 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,600 What are your thoughts on Diana? 620 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,880 Nice arse. Oi! 621 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,160 Saying what I see. 622 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,480 Bet you Michael Kavanagh can't believe his luck. 623 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,960 Oh, I do like the way they hold hands. Have you noticed? 624 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,160 Not really. 625 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,400 The priest's asking, are we doing this or not? 626 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,640 Bobby's right, come on, let's wet the baby's head 627 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,040 so we can wet the baby's head! 628 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,120 What's the priest's name again? I've forgotten. 629 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,080 Oh, just call him Father. They like that. 630 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,320 You have asked for your child to be baptised. 631 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:58,080 In doing so, you are accepting the responsibility 632 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,320 of training him in the practice of faith. 633 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,000 Do you, the parents, fully understand 634 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,120 what you have undertaken? BOTH: We do. 635 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,960 Godparents, 636 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,320 are you ready to help the parents of this child 637 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,880 in their Christian duty? 638 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:18,240 VARIOUS GUESTS: We are. So many godparents! 639 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:19,800 Lucky little lad. 640 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,840 Almighty and ever-living God, 641 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,560 you sent your only son down to our world... 642 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,680 ECHOING: ..to cast out the power of Satan, 643 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,560 the spirit of evil, 644 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:35,200 to rescue man from the kingdom of darkness. 645 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:39,160 If your faith makes you ready to accept this responsibility, 646 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,560 renew now the vow of your baptism. 647 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,720 Do you reject Satan? 648 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,720 ALL: I do. And all his works? 649 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:50,000 ALL: I do. 650 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,480 And all his empty promises? 651 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,960 ALL: I do. 652 00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:00,040 Do you believe in Jesus Christ, his only son, 653 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:03,480 our Lord, who was born of the Virgin Mary, 654 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:08,200 was crucified, died and was buried, 655 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,520 rose from the dead 656 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,320 and is now seated at the right hand... 657 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,600 You made it! 658 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,280 I did. 659 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,560 Why are you sat so far at the back? 660 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,520 So you could see me. 661 00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,760 Then the 11 disciples went away... 662 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,080 You look perfect. 663 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,840 Yeah, I thought so. 664 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:34,720 When they saw him, they worshipped him, 665 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:37,040 but some doubted him. 666 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:40,280 And Jesus came and spoke unto them, saying, 667 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,880 "All power is given..." 668 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,280 Oh, my God, look at that baby's little face! 669 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,040 "..and teach all nations, baptising them 670 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,960 "in the name of the Father." 671 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,800 Are you sure...about me? 672 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,360 A family with me? 673 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,760 Yes. 674 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,800 PRIEST: ..even until the end of the world. 675 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,000 Amen. CONGREGATION: Amen. 676 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,560 BABY GURGLES 677 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,560 Good boy! 678 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,560 BABY CRIES 679 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,680 680 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:38,040 of you... 681 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:39,080 Cheers, mate. 682 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,920 683 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:46,480 684 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:50,680 love has arrived 685 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,040 I'm alive... 686 00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:55,760 Thanks. 687 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,840 See yous in a bit. 688 00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,760 What's happening, boys? Yous all right? 689 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,520 All right? 690 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,720 691 00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:09,240 to compare 692 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,920 693 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,960 So, is he here - the rat? 694 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,280 He's the one with the whiskers. 695 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,120 How's your mum? 696 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,880 Can you believe she's missing my dad? What's all that about? 697 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,480 God knows. 698 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:28,320 to be true 699 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:32,440 off of you... 700 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,360 Don't ever cut me out. 701 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,280 Don't ever not tell me. 702 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:42,840 What we've got materially is very nice and I love it, 703 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:46,520 but what we have as you and me is more. 704 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,280 I'm not like these other women, 705 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,560 cos I'm not your bird or your Miss World. 706 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,320 I'm yours. 707 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,000 Understood. 708 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,960 Now, hold that while I go for a piss. 709 00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:05,960 Ugh! Funny. 710 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,800 MICHAEL HUMS ALONG TO SONG 711 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,240 now that I've found you, stay 712 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:15,000 713 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,640 Knock-knock. Hiya. 714 00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,560 I'm Cheryl. I'm Davy Crawford's wife. 715 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,480 Oh, yeah, and godmother. 716 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:28,080 Mm. I've been meaning to say hello a few times. 717 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:29,880 Can I just say, 718 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:33,720 I don't think I've ever seen Michael looking so happy. 719 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:37,000 Oh, well... Oh, thank you. I think! 720 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,360 You must be doing something right. 721 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,520 Well, I just demand his undivided attention, 722 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,000 and he complies. 723 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,600 BOTH CHUCKLE 724 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,200 Your dress is lovely, by the way. 725 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:52,600 Give it an hour, it'll be covered in red wine. 726 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,440 I drink too much. 727 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,520 Well, is that your opinion or someone else's? 728 00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,360 Oh, I know what I am, Diana. 729 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,360 How long have you been together? 730 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,640 Like, 18 months, almost. 731 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,560 Oh, 18 months, wow. 732 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:10,720 Yeah. 733 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,880 Do you still believe him? 734 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,080 About what? 735 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,080 There's nothing good about our men. 736 00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,480 Get out while you can, hon. 737 00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,000 He'll survive. 738 00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,480 Thank you. 739 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,120 You don't mean that. 740 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,760 Yeah, you're right, I don't. 741 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,480 That's not to say I don't appreciate the honesty. 742 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,080 I'm not flaky. 743 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,720 I'm tired. 744 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:38,600 Really tired. 745 00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,360 And I'm you - sooner than you think. 746 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,520 My advice to you... 747 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,400 OK, my advice to you, Cheryl, is to be careful 748 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,480 with that wine. Your dress really is beautiful. 749 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:51,960 Yeah. 750 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,360 Call me. 751 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,920 CHEERING 752 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,280 WHISTLING 753 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:06,960 Looks good on you. 754 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,880 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 755 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,800 INDISTINCT CHATTER 756 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,840 Sorry about the late call, Michael. 757 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,560 I decided you were right. 758 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,040 We need to know what the fuck is going on. 759 00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,560 What are you thinking? 760 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:54,080 Firstly, there's no way Davy Crawford's brave enough 761 00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,560 to turn rat all on his own. 762 00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,600 Secondly, 763 00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:01,120 we lose a truckload of gear, 764 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:02,840 yet there's still no truck-sized hole 765 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,080 in the supply line. Early days yet. 766 00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,440 But there's stuff out there, even if it's just a trickle. 767 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:09,720 Coming from where? I don't know. 768 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,920 Other families? Outsiders? 769 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,280 I'm just thinking out loud here, but... 770 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:19,800 ..could even be the gear we thought we'd lost. 771 00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,560 Who spoke to our contact at the port? 772 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,840 Who gave us no other option but to let it go? 773 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,600 Davy Crawford. 774 00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,400 OK, we'll rack him. 775 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,080 100%. 776 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:39,160 But not here. Not in the UK. I don't want the noise. 777 00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,360 I don't want us... I don't want us looking troubled. 778 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,000 Then, where? It's got to be soon. 779 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,360 Spain. 780 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,600 Go tomorrow. I'll announce it. 781 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,200 Me and Elaine's anniversary. 782 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,120 He's invited. We all are. But no Cheryl. 783 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:56,200 I don't think Davy will mind that. 784 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:59,120 What about the Amigos? We can't just avoid them, 785 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,320 and we owe them a lot of money. 786 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,360 OK, we set up a meeting. 787 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,400 Yeah? 788 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,760 So, I'll see you fellas on the dance floor. 789 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,800 ALL CHUCKLE 790 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,480 791 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,480 CHEERING 792 00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,520 with the bamboo door 793 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:24,320 794 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,680 a bamboo floor 795 00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:32,120 796 00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:35,000 797 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,760 798 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,160 799 00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:45,400 800 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:48,280 801 00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,680 802 00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:54,440 you can drink a chino 803 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,360 swinging to the cha-cha 804 00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,520 in a hat 805 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,880 806 00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:06,840 when the cats are hoppin' 807 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,480 move to the big beat 808 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,560 and listen to the platter 809 00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,800 810 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,560 811 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,040 812 00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:24,000 813 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,520 814 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:30,760 you can drink a chino 815 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,640 move-a to the big beat 816 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:36,320 and listen to a platter 817 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,120 818 00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:40,920 819 00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,240 820 00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,840 821 00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:50,920 822 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,920 SPRINKLER HISSES 823 00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:07,320 BABY GURGLES 824 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,360 Mmm... 825 00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,280 Oh, yeah, I could get used to this. 826 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:25,600 Oh, could you, now? 827 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,960 Mm. Quite easily. 828 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:31,480 So, how come Ronnie's got this huge villa 829 00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:34,120 with, like, five bathrooms 830 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,800 and marble steps, 831 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,120 and all you've got is a caravan in Talacre? 832 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,560 En suite caravan. All the mod cons. 833 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,080 And don't diss Talacre - that's my childhood. 834 00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,640 SHE SLURPS 835 00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:51,760 Mm! Did you enjoy that? 836 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,720 Mm. Yeah, it's gorgeous. 837 00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:56,600 It's my last day drinking. Hopefully. 838 00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,680 Mm. Do you know what else? 839 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:03,000 I'm getting just a little bit turned on. 840 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,960 Just a little bit? Mm-hm. 841 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:11,240 It seems I've developed a little lump in my trunks. 842 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:13,280 Front or back? 843 00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:28,960 HE SNORES 844 00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:30,480 Bobby. 845 00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:35,040 Robert! Mm? 846 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:36,600 Talk to me. 847 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:38,440 Make me laugh. 848 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:39,840 In a minute. 849 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:44,840 HE FARTS 850 00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:46,320 You're hilarious. 851 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:47,880 You started it. 852 00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,800 How did I get to being this age? 853 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:01,360 Happens to everyone, love. Enjoy it. 854 00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,200 Cos in five years' time, you'll be five years older. 855 00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,200 Did you speak to Ronnie? 856 00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,280 I speak to Ronnie all the time. 857 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,760 Did you speak to him about me? 858 00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,160 About my ideas? 859 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,000 Not yet. Why not? 860 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,440 Because we're in the middle of a shitstorm, aren't we? 861 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,840 Speak to him, please. Or I will. 862 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,320 How many businesses do I run? 863 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,400 Loads. Shitloads. 864 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,280 It's not easy, and there's better ways of doing things. 865 00:54:58,400 --> 00:54:59,840 BABY FUSSES 866 00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:01,960 RATTLE SHAKES 867 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:11,200 Davy, can you just give us a hand 868 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:12,920 shifting some booze from the garage? 869 00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,840 All right, give us a second, yeah? 870 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:17,920 I think I'm going in for a bit. 871 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,400 It's too hot for me out here, Elaine. OK. 872 00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:21,880 Whew! 873 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,880 Elaine! 874 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,480 Are we eating in or out tonight? 875 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,040 Out. 876 00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:33,600 I booked that nice Italian place at the marina. 877 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:34,920 Oh, lovely. 878 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:36,440 Perfect! 879 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,640 I could stay here forever, I really could. 880 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,800 Is that the plan? One day. 881 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,680 What happened to Cheryl, Davy? 882 00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,840 Oh... She couldn't make it, mate. 883 00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:49,440 You know what she's like. 884 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,000 Probably for the best. 885 00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:54,960 Bobby, if you ever leave me for a girl, 886 00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:57,560 I'll have your balls, do you hear me? 887 00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:59,320 Love you, too! 888 00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:05,760 start to spread... 889 00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,440 BABY CRIES 890 00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:13,760 'Ey up. You all right, Ron? 891 00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:15,840 Thanks for this, Davy. Yeah, it's no problem. 892 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,160 Good man. 893 00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,040 Hey, do you want a cold one, Davy? 894 00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,280 Oh, yes! 895 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,080 Oh, you know I love a cold one, Michael. 896 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:26,320 Yeah. Oh, I'm parched. 897 00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:29,360 Tell you what, I love this heat, only... 898 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:33,640 DAVY GROANS 899 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:42,040 'round the corner 900 00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:47,520 Mack the Knife? 901 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:50,080 DAVY GROANS 902 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,800 DOORS WHIR 903 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:14,240 PANTING 904 00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:20,280 905 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:23,480 906 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:27,440 907 00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:30,000 908 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:33,880 909 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:37,320 910 00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:40,560 911 00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,560 912 00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:47,040 913 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:50,680 914 00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:56,280 pearly-white.